wsop, here i come...kind of

i played 2 satellites to wsop events..just for fun. 1st one was MTT with rebuys (for the main event sat), i made final table but didn't get the ticket - only cash. 2nd one was true "lol donkament". i lost half of my stack in the 1st hand but then made an epic comeback at the final table.
anyway, there were 7 players left, 6 tickets and one cash prize. i got AK and shoved..bad shove, since i should have folded everything including AA. but it didn't matter because some mentalist was sitting on my left. he requested time (probably he was cleaning his crystal ball) and called:


No Limit Holdem Tournament
$200K Stimulus Satellite
Stacks:

UTG	bird42042	(3210)
UTG+1	Hero	(2405)
MP	Ironman5001	(16440)
CO	hghlndr6	(4390)
BTN	AFarewell2Kings	(2915)
SB	DimanLTD	(1715)
BB	shadylady13	(7925)

Blinds: 200/400 Ante 50

Pre-flop: (950, 7 players) Hero is UTG+1

1 fold, Hero goes all-in 2,355, Ironman5001 calls 2,355, 4 folds

Flop: (6,010, 2 players)

Turn: (6,010, 2 players)

River: (6,010, 2 players)

Final Pot: 5,660
Hero shows:
Ironman5001 shows:

Ironman5001 wins 5,660 ( won +3,305 )
Hero lost -2,355

but still looks like i'm good at donkaments: