impossible is nothing

online poker is rigged:

BB: $2.51
UTG: $2.95
UTG+1: $2.24
UTG+2: $4.93
MP1: $4.86
MP2: $5.05
CO: $11.86
BTN: $10.68
Hero (SB): $7.09

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is SB with T Q
UTG calls $0.05, 4 folds, CO calls $0.05, BTN calls $0.05, Hero calls $0.03, BB checks

Flop: ($0.25) 3 T T (5 players)
Hero bets $0.30, BB folds, UTG folds, CO raises to $11.81 all in, BTN folds, Hero calls $6.74 all in

Turn: ($14.33) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($14.33) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in) <-- TADA! 2-outer

Final Pot: $14.33

CO shows 4 4 (a full house, Fours full of Tens)
Hero shows T Q (three of a kind, Tens)
CO wins $13.63
(Rake: $0.70)


BB: $4.62
UTG: $9.68
MP: $5.39
CO: $15.73
Hero (BTN): $5.00
SB: $10.76

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with 7 7
2 folds, CO raises to $0.15, Hero calls $0.15, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.37) 2 7 A (2 players)
CO bets $0.25, Hero raises to $0.70, CO raises to $15.58 all in, Hero calls $4.15 all in

Turn: ($10.07) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($10.07) A (2 players - 2 are all in) <--TADA! 2-outer! wait..i've seen it before

Final Pot: $10.07

CO shows A Q (a full house, Aces full of Deuces)
Hero shows 7 7 (a full house, Sevens full of Aces)
CO wins $9.57
(Rake: $0.50)


Hero (BB): $7.46
UTG: $4.75
UTG+1: $1.73
UTG+2: $1.09
MP1: $2.88
MP2: $5.03
CO: $4.95
BTN: $6.02
SB: $5.02

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BB with K 5
UTG calls $0.05, UTG+1 calls $0.05, 6 folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.17) 5 A K (3 players)
Hero bets $0.20, UTG calls $0.20, UTG+1 raises to $1.68 all in, Hero raises to $7.41 all in, UTG folds

Turn: ($3.73) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($3.73) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $3.73
Hero shows K 5 (a flush, Ace high)
UTG+1 shows J T (a Royal Flush) <--- underdog hits royal flush, obv. 9-to-ace

$3.58 (Rake: $0.15)

this, IMO:


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